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edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

why does mom have to come into your room when you are doing your thing and rapid fire every question in the world at you!?

HAVE YOU SAVED FOR A WARRANT FOR YOUR CAR!?

mom i came home from vacation two days ago, also i dont have a car! wat

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

iatethelastofthecorn:

fandomacepilot:

Repeat after me kids:

A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important. 

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klaine-is-engaged-biatch:

nevillexharry:

jcharelle:

imawhat:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

justaliceoflegend:

minuiko:

safetypinsandmonocles:

cassandraemeraldsong:

danrdarrenc:

dimpuch:

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”



NO

I know I already reblogged this, but that ^^^ gif made it perfect.

this is so horrifying that I cannot physically stop laughing


Oh no! I made it worst. >_<

OH MY FUCKING GOD


Just gonna leave this here

 #WHY DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND

klaine-is-engaged-biatch:

nevillexharry:

jcharelle:

imawhat:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

justaliceoflegend:

minuiko:

safetypinsandmonocles:

cassandraemeraldsong:

danrdarrenc:

dimpuch:

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”

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NO

I know I already reblogged this, but that ^^^ gif made it perfect.

this is so horrifying that I cannot physically stop laughing

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Oh no! I made it worst. >_<

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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Just gonna leave this here

 

starkid joe walker a very potter sequel avps devin lytle mine starkid

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chilled:

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

thesecondbird:

forevergrilo:

niledork:

wholetyouinhere:

cozynoon:

Never forget that you are the protagonist of your own story

and the antagonist of someone else’s!

And a possible love interest in some other peoples! 0u0

This might just be the single most inspiration thing I have ever seen on the internet.

You are also a supporting character to a lots of people’s stories. You might even be the kind stranger who unintentionally turns someone’s life around for the better.

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

tilly-and-trxye:

your—majesty:

How to be forever alone - Tip Number 1

(x)

fireflystilinski:

charlie-in-a-beanie:

tilly-needs-troyeboy:

oksoitsmeagain:

bowielegged:

boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans

and beanies

and glasses

And plaid shirts with rolled up sleeves

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wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

starklady:

probably my fav game of thrones cap ever

starklady:

probably my fav game of thrones cap ever